eeyore monologue

I used to come here a lot. He badged! To Pooh it was a very anxious sort of night, filled with anxious sorts of noises, and one of the noises was a sound that had never been heard before. Sounds foolproof, right? I love you beary much? Disgusting. Now to talk about why I was in the hospital. Maybe someday. Genre: Comedic/Dramatic. Kind of rolls off the tongue, doesnt it? Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse-bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again. I dream of carrots, carrots, and more carrots. My name is Jeanine Brefcyznki and I know that those are two very polar, funny sounding names but thats just me! The only time I have fun with him is when we gang up on our other neighbor. When I was 7, my mother took me to the optometrist, where they had little reading charts with Es plastered all over. Most people dont take teenagers seriously. Thatll make us both feel better. (Eats the chocolate) That WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER! I heard you from the waiting room. Hes typing!! Ya better watch it, doggie-o. Every time Id step on a scale, I felt like the numbers would explode off the screen onto my face, screaming at me to get off. Ive never noticed that before. Drown out the noise. Rabbit: Oh, waiting for somebodyto help you out of the river? Winnie the Pooh It's my birthday-the happiest day of the year. (Reacting to yelling.) (freezes in place) It seems to be working fine. Obnoxious boy pauses a moment and then says, Fine. What matters is that we cant let Faith make this musical flop like the last one. So I guess I wouldn't care then! He would never tell us which one. The stupidest thing Ive done? That gets me thinking what is thinking? Can you hear me now? But shes great. Plus, Eeyores uncertainty about the whole situation makes it harder to understand and all the more amusing because of it. Third Place Winner! Id give anything just to be a regular kid. But, as quickly as I thought those things, I asked myself, What are my chance of winning really? Like, honestly Ive never won a thing in my life. [Piglet] It's me. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. And on Christmas day, he takes ALL the credit. Sometimes I wish we could just sit and talk. I could tell my mother was disappointed. You get up every day before the sun rises. Yes, a frame! Honorable Mention! Choose a monologue that can showcase your acting and storytelling skills best. Even if she stalks me day and night. (Moves as if in the dark, opens a drawer. Rampage Full Movie Watch, Samantha, oh my god, that man must be the most depressing person I have ever met. Eeyore: If y'ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. And because NASA doesnt believe me, or they think I ate too many Mars bars and am lacking oxygen, theyve dismissed it. Rabbit: When you bounced Eeyore into the river! I knew from the moment he left he was disgusted by my ugliness! Excuse me, yeah hi. Wasn't that fun, Piglet. (pause as Samantha reenters) Okay, so I lost another one. It ruins my self-confidence and self-esteem. GET BACK, FEATHERED FIENDS, GET BACK! I wasnt going to sign another contract for anybody but me. (Angry) No. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Monologue can be delivered at a desk with a prop microphone, simulating a radio broadcast, or in front of a laptop, as if the person is livestreaming or recording a video.). By: Rylee Budke, Washington, USA, Age 14 Description: Kendall is seeing her mom in the hospital while her mom is in a coma. That was before 5th grade. What would you do if you were trying to escape with your life? So, when I ask for things like to be let into her room, I expect a little more pep in the step. I think you should know that about three years ago I was diagnosed with ADHD. Would you do it all over again and have a chance to reverse doing everything youve regretted? You may see a video of Amber performing her monologue here! You'll find the enchanted neighborhood of Christopher's childhood days. It all started when I woke up and began my morning routines. And it says: "Help! No? Well, live and learn. Judging by the way both of these people acted, I think that they had some secret connection. I love you. A soccer player in France has been suspended for five years after biting the penis of an opponent during an altercation after a match. Hi, Im Neapolitan. Okay back to the story. I didnt understand what I was feeling, I loved dancing, but I was always told that I would never make it. Umm Hard digging, might hit bedrock, danger can happen, risky. Up, down touch the ground Although Im nowhere near perfect, I still have a lot of work to do. After that, I was still determined to have the best day ever, so I decided to drive home real quick to change out of my coffee-stained shirt. I was trying to be strong for us. Yes, yes, of course, of course. But I should have. Everyone tells me Ill be fine. But losing him taught me that sometimes life is sad. Its just that everyone has given up on him; even you andand our parents have decided to move on, but I- I cantokay? (Actor mimes getting into the elevator, pushing the button, and having the elevator start up and then lurch to a stop.) Ill just give him the answers for the test. Because these moments are all that you have. My stupid ankle! You really couldnt have come on a better day. I'm so rumblee in my tumblee, I used to run outside all day and night before I came here. Talk about awkward. (turns around and sighs) Fiddlesticks. Though Im not young anymore. Narrator: Now the Hundred Acre Wood boasted many natural wonders, but none was more beautiful than a tiny stream running through the forest. Guys, I realize we have been doing this for months now, but we only gotta hang in for a little longer. Yes, sorry George, yesterday my boss Samantha ran at me with a shrimp cocktail the size of a Clydesdale. When I get to four hunderd, Im headin north. Genre: Dramatic. I cant make sense of it. Oh my god! But his best friend is a bear called Winnie the Pooh or Pooh for short. I cant help but listen. Who would even buy such a stupid thing? Yeah, Ive got a story for ya. It was Max! It was awful looking and had teeth that could bite someone in half. Anyways he said the tailgate was open and he saw there was stuff in the back and he didnt want it falling out on me. The world is cruel. It looks so realistic! How are you? But perhaps you'd save time if you took a whole jar. What about now? Shes scared of the ocean and her stuffing could get wet! In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. A loyal friend to his neighbors in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh is always willing to lend a helping hand. I am here. Jessie! So I work for hours. (turns back around) Snickerdoodles. PCe_\,~FJ mn6XJ6Y="R&] g&ydK^<8rm]?jz/{%kTZu$r"8mVcds lRdw7xFr %(+$ Nq@A{QXR3Md E*@dPR]~IVthdGuq=n*^#_Ij@o^FqvRN`Un{&~ #UKXX7H??>/KkM%x:4]:wF) Qx/okAMh; Sk1uq0 e? NOW. I actually socialized with people without bringing up books, and now Im going to buy paintings for my wall! I know, but its not my fault. I regret having to leave our family but theyll join us soon. I wanted to lie in the grass in my backyard and give my kids advice and teach them life lessons. Youll be famous without any drawbacks! Me and Luke still arent used to the house being so quiet, we miss all the fun times with you. Now the very blustery night turned into a very rainy night. Matter fact nah, I dont wanna hear it. Look how interesting this pencil looks when I twirl it. By: Sanjana Bhahirathan, Age 13, Sydney, Australia Description: A bunny finds itself in a lab that tests animals. You need to memorize this before the interview starts (Phone rings. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff The DVD version includes all of four featurettes: Honey Tree, Blustery Day, Tigger Too, and Day for Eeyore. My parents, Majestic, even my iPhone, have made me who I am today. By: Jack Lassman, Age 13, New York, USA Description: Sharon, a mother from Savannah, Georgia, speaks to her group of friends. But from that cool water ride at Busch Gardens. I started thinking that I would never get chosen, that I would be stuck here collecting dust in this sad room for the rest of eternity. By how they look, how pretty they are, how skinny they are, if they are skinnier than me. It wasnt even like there was a person there. I mean were basically married. I havent even gone in yet. If they would just accept their place in the world If they would just embrace it If they would just be what society wants them to be They would be happy! Arent you that blonde girl who trashed the Bears house? Listen, I hear it all the time. The man I knew was short-tempered, distant and narcissistic. She didnt even notice until I was in math. By: Sam M., California, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic Description: A thief is interrogated by the police. Hello? Im just being there to ward off any girls who want to take my man. I stared dumbfounded at the mirror, thinking Im not moving, so why is my reflection moving? Suddenly, out of nowhere, my reflection reached out and grabbed me. NO. Until you moved away, I knew I would have to take care of you alone. You don't understand how many times I've heard this kind of thing already. Genre: Dramatic. (Sits up.) Its grainy, bitter just like the L word itself. And they just dumped me, thats right, dumped me for that ugly, smelly, poop machine. What?! So theres no need to tell the police anything. I figured it out when the teachers started pulling me aside and making special charts for me to help me finish my work. (Pause) I KNOW. Weeks of messages from people I love dearly went unanswered. Youll have to live with that regret for the rest of your days. Owl, you fly over to Piglet's house, and tell him we'll make a rescue. I did not master the sword by ignoring my elders! You trained hard and worked harder, being more than just a soldier to most. I panicked and left all those sweet clothes on the counter. I would like to have a word with whomever thought of this. Would you go back and be at least honest with her? What does Santa think we are, robots? She is the one who taught me how to lie without giving myself away. The yeast-its-swelling! We are being tested for beauty products; Brands like Chanel, Dior! (Jumps to feet.) Isnt that just the bees knees! Why would I promise anything to a flag. Admit it, Im prettier than every single one of you. Youre still gorgeous. By: Nicholas Schaeffer, Age 12, Ontario Canada Description: : A nerdy kid asks his friend for advice on how he can talk to a girl he finds cute. Ill get to practice my Espaol. And so Winnie the Pooh climbed the honey tree. Oh no it's not. That power will be better in your hands then mine. Those of you who were his students knew a caring, dedicated, and hilarious teacher. Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! And I dont think I want that feeling to go away quite yet. Get it? You were ready to go. It would be the greatest thing ever to happen in your country. Now, on this blustery day Pooh decided to visit his thoughtful spot. Good god woman! Now things are different and unstablelike a terrible patchwork put together. One who was obsessed with VSCO, the other who would not stop making TikToks, and lastly one who actually went to bed on time. But on the most recent of these excursions, something took his mind off of nothing. By: Iris Barrera, California, USA, age 13 Description: A chatty receptionist scares off a person who comes to interview for a job. What a strange looking creature! If you want to ask if its a phase or a fad. Christopher Robin: I think we all ought to play Pooh-sticks! It all comes, I suppose of liking honey so much. Second Place Winner! People used to live without power all the time. Those cups are worth 50 dollars each and Rob worked very hard so I could afford them. Santa is just a lazy guy with a wiggly belly who works basically one day a year. It was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. Hey Jason. There, feeling better? Before I have children. That will totally make him think Im cool. She says that their music makes her feel like dancing and by dancing, I mean leaping and kicking and whipping her hair around in circles. Nothing is ever going to chance unless you change it. After that meeting, she left and I was moved to a different section of the building, and united with you, the one that had brought her joy for so many years. Oh ,well, glad to meet you! Ive started wearing baggy clothes because I am seen as overweight. I like learning. It gives you a superior feeling. On a gloomy day in New York City, Jane walked to her office job with a skip in her step. Before you say no, just hear me out! Im sure you arent as capable of keeping track of your first fifty middle names. And I think you all know I throw a killer party. My favorite idea was fashion design. Ill just try and make a cover story. (Sits down and takes a breath, places hands on lap.) And her whole story waswhatever you get it. I was horrified by what I saw- a nearly perfect figure of myself, but the image twisted. I dropped out of college because who needs a degree, right? Probably some so-called heroes here to rescue you. I cant do any of those things! It is not you, it is me. By: Kennedy L., Columbus, OH, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen recounts his/her experience of being hit by lightning. Im sure of that. Waits.) Hope you are all doing well. Genre: Dramatic. Im his princessFOREVER. Just six little seeds. I dont buy that for a second. Okay, you want to hear about last night? You, sir, are stuck. If you lay one of your webbed fingers on my Versace blanket, you better prepare to be smashed with my stilettos. cause hes definitely gonna ask me why I was going so fast. But that day was different. Man, this guy really is bad at taking No for an answer, said Life. Ive never been the victim of bullying. So now- when I go to see my wonderful Hades, my mother stops letting plants grow and becomes Winter, because she is so sad I am going. Hes the one missing out on the future Miss Universo. (Pause.) Goddess, Miss. (pause) No, mom. Turns out because of that little scuffle he started to verbally abuse George, but she still wouldnt leave him. Got a two hunderd and five dollars so far. Christopher Robin : [ stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall ] Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump! Really? I was mad cause she was right. Comme le uggre cette origine grecque, le monol. Mama always said avoid the political talk. Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how should we you think if we----. I would use any excuse in the book to not have to perform. Right off the balcony! Por qu sufrimos tanto? Ma! Second Place Winner! Everybody will be looking at me, judging me. Im constantly blowing my money on repairs for my house, because its always rotting away. Then she slapped me and ran out. "She won't go speechless! First Place Winner! Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside ? You cant live a life, if youre not willing to live it. Or at least until hes buried beneath a snow drift. I read that on Facebook. Third Place Winner! Do my hair in a normal way. For one thing, hes quite particular. You gotta send help or itll break through the glass! Tinsel, remember when he made you clean Dashers stall after he got into that barrel of chocolate? So, from now on I will call you Courage. It was a big misunderstanding. Do you remember when you always told me that the boys would be chasing me, because of my amazing good looks? Please vote to acquit. To look at my eyes and see your eyes. What? So, run along, ya gombeen. Shes my hero. I gotta find my flashlight. Theres this one song and I think it goes like this, A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. I think maybe the band members were poor and couldnt read or write because also, their clothes look like they came from the free box. I mean, its not even for me. Ugh. Meanwhile little Roo made an important discovery. 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